Distress Call (Priority 4025-161)
a thread by Lights started on 2188-03-06 02:38:15 last post on 2188-03-26 04:38:37
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 Lights Humanity First |
/>>Booting Endless Summer encryption protocols...
//>>Booting... ///>>Endless Summer encryption failed. Cycling... />>Booting Long Highway encryption protocols... //>>Booting... ///>>Long Highway encryption failed. Cycling... />>Booting Rose Colour encryption protocols... //>>Booting... ///>>Rose Colour encryption failed. Cycling... />>Booting Wide Ocean encryption protocols... //>>Booting... ///>>Wide Ocean encryption failed. Cycling... />>Booting City Nowhere encryption protocols... />>cancel />>Request primary administrator password. />>************ />>Primary administrator password accepted. Request secondary and tertiary confirmation. />>Confirmation accepted. />>Warning: Cancelling encryption protocols will result in unencrypted transmissions. Do you wish to proceed? />>Y />>Understood. Running Speech To Text software... />>Speech To Text software active. Thank god. All personnel, this is Operative Isabelle Mirice, authorisation Sixteen Red Twenty Five, speaking for Corvette 18115. Repeat, this is Operative Isabelle Mirice, Sixteen Red Twenty Five, speaking for Corvette 18115. What the fuck happened? We've been unable to reach Command since our integrated shut down and none of the Relays are responding to our access requests. Why is this the only friendly signal still in operation? We've been drifting on slow-boat speed for more than a year without contact. What happened? ...sorry, it's just... Where did everyone go? |
 Urdnot Gokanong |
Why is it always this site.
Why? |
 The_Sarcastic_Salarian  |
They all went to the Citadel, enslaved us all, and declared themselves rightful rulers of the galaxy.
We've been wondering where you were - please, come to the nearest citadel airlock and inform the nearest C-Sec that you want to see "Our Lord and Savior, The Illusive Man!" Be sure to wear one of these - and be sure to be pointing your guns everywhere - we aliens can be pesky upstarts and need to be put in our place.  Forgotten Daughters Foundation - [CLICK HERE to donate to the OTRAVO RELIEF FUND] Emon Spiza, owner of Aphin's Place - Level 31, Zakera Ward. Best Drinks on the Citadel. |
 Cerastes  encircle and devour them |
Please kill yourself.
I recommend a sky burial. Information Relocation Service Professional | Revenant Co. Serious Inquiries Only Cerastes, PhD. c: [0-156] | o: [REV-CO 7435] |
 Songbird  |
If you were smart, you bailed.
Welcome to the world of tomorrow. |
 Job Click HERE to donate to the Voice of the Underclass! Be heard! |
Oh man. Talk about opening the time capsule. Welcome to the future, ancient traveler! If I presume correctly, your beloved three-headed organization has gone the way of the dodo. It's a bad time to be an ex-kerebos, darling. You sure you don't want to go back into deep space, amiga?
"Use only that which works, and take it from any place you can find it." - Bruce Lee, Tao of Jeet Kune Do |
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The_Sarcastic_Salarian |
Pay no attention to these two. We welcome our alien overlords with open arms, particularly if you fire warning snots at C-Sec!
Forgotten Daughters Foundation - [CLICK HERE to donate to the OTRAVO RELIEF FUND] Emon Spiza, owner of Aphin's Place - Level 31, Zakera Ward. Best Drinks on the Citadel. |
 Patriot Ar' ye fookers 'appy now? |
Thank god.
All personnel, this is Operative Isabelle Mirice, authorisation Sixteen Red Twenty Five, speaking for Corvette 18115. Repeat, this is Operative Isabelle Mirice, Sixteen Red Twenty Five, speaking for Corvette 18115. "Encrpyted Message"
STT:ON]
Hi, yes, this is Operative Antenor. Authorization Lima India Alpha Romeo. It's a long story, and one that isn't meant for channels that aren't so easily protected. The whole galaxy's flipped over. We're running a small outpost for survivors to regroup. Mind telling us where you are so we can link up? Opsec prevents me from divulging our location. Glad to see there are others out there. Respond soon. STT:Off Who wants to bet kid on extranet?  |
 Skhash The Drummer |
Lights wrote:What happened?
crucible thingy send out wave of light that break relays and make reapers stop killing everyone. Lights wrote:...sorry, it's just... Where did everyone go?
cerberus all die. except for ones who did not. skhash front vorcha and drummer for band Loveseat of skulls Now come see reaper war rock opera. 50% of profits go to rebuilding! also introducing a new charity: rocket fists for relicaes |
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The_Sarcastic_Salarian |
LIARS
ALL OF THEM Please forgive us, Oh Exalted Human Masters! They know not what they do! Forgotten Daughters Foundation - [CLICK HERE to donate to the OTRAVO RELIEF FUND] Emon Spiza, owner of Aphin's Place - Level 31, Zakera Ward. Best Drinks on the Citadel. |
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Lights Humanity First |
...we lost? Christ, we can't have lost-
Ah. I see. I trust the aliens won't mind too much if I don't dignify them with answers - after all, who deigns to talk to reptiles and amphibians? Songbird wrote:If you were smart, you bailed.
Oh, excellent. So the only ones who remember Cerberus are traitors and defectors. Joy.Welcome to the world of tomorrow. What happened to the Illusive Man, if you don't mind me asking? How many did he take with him when he fell? Job wrote:You sure you don't want to go back into deep space, amiga?
You have no idea."Encrypted Reply"Operative Antenor? Thank God there's still someone out there, instead of these aliens and traitors. And there's a fallback point? Even better. I understand your (admirable) reluctance to divulge the location over such a... compromised channel, but if you could supply a nearby navpath from our location it would be greatly appreciated. Currently, we're drifting in sector Toucan Papa Lima Alpha Yankee @ 7HA Tango Golf Alpha Mike Echo. Humanity First, 'Patriot' |
 Silel  |
oh man cerberus is alive and well, these guys are just conspiracy theorists
believe me, i'm a human  Banner provided by Asari Promiscuity. |
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The_Sarcastic_Salarian |
See?! You won! Why else would our beloved station orbit your charming, effete and luscious planet?
Forgotten Daughters Foundation - [CLICK HERE to donate to the OTRAVO RELIEF FUND] Emon Spiza, owner of Aphin's Place - Level 31, Zakera Ward. Best Drinks on the Citadel. |
 Mikemerc |
Lights wrote:What happened?
Cerberus is now a punchline used to sell t-shirts by a morbidly obese Krogan. That's all you need to know. Michael Thompson, Freelance mercenary. |
 dwik  |
WE'RE MAKIN' A KILLIN'
 [DWICK DWICKCAST SYNDYKYT] da best shows on holovision |
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The_Sarcastic_Salarian |
...But only because he allows us our humor! His wise and venerable rule is backed wholly by his immense, domineering power - believe you me, he could crush us in an instant!
Forgotten Daughters Foundation - [CLICK HERE to donate to the OTRAVO RELIEF FUND] Emon Spiza, owner of Aphin's Place - Level 31, Zakera Ward. Best Drinks on the Citadel. |
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Lights Humanity First |
...the more I learn, the more appropriate the drell's suggestion seems.
Christ. |
 Kage Still alive...whatever that means. |
So, I take it you were one of those Cerbies that wasn't considered important enough to have Reaper bits stuck onto your face.
AEGIS: Protection, Liberation, Vindication. We Help the Helpless |
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Cerastes encircle and devour them |
Lights wrote:...the more I learn, the more appropriate the drell's suggestion seems.
Christ. I can provide a multitude of methodical suggestions, should you find yourself interested in exacting the deed. Information Relocation Service Professional | Revenant Co. Serious Inquiries Only Cerastes, PhD. c: [0-156] | o: [REV-CO 7435] |
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Patriot Ar' ye fookers 'appy now? |
Operative Antenor? Thank God there's still someone out there, instead of these aliens and traitors. And there's a fallback point? Even better.
I understand your (admirable) reluctance to divulge the location over such a... compromised channel, but if you could supply a nearby navpath from our location it would be greatly appreciated. Currently, we're drifting in sector Toucan Papa Lima Alpha Yankee @ 7HA Tango Golf Alpha Mike Echo. Humanity First, 'Patriot' "Encrypted Reply, quick burst"
Sector Kilo Hotel Oscar Uniform Zulu X-Ray 3 Mike Mike. Be aware there are Alliance Patrols in this area, but they haven't found us yet. Use standard three burst comm when you arrive. Details will follow. |