Awkward Determination: Would Anyone Like To Purchase A 'Cuddly Calyn'?

a thread by SlowAndSteady started on 2188-09-01 23:15:04 last post on 2188-09-16 02:32:48


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SlowAndSteady
With barely-contained relief: That's it. Six sold, two donated to Leaving the Ducts.

Pleasure: I hope they satisfy.
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Anyone who asked for one, assume it arrived ;)
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Vigilance Ever vigilant, for they are watching.
Oh that is adorable

that is, from a purely strategic point of view
using it as cover and uh

Got any more?

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Gestran
Its quite nice. Now hopefully the kid won't be scared half to death by the mere sight of you

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Lt Commander Laelius You must be fluid, like water, one moment, a gentle burbling stream, the next, an unstoppable torrent
Would you be able to aquire another?

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VigilantVanguard
This thing will be a cornerstone of Future SATAE Emperor's playroom, SlowAndSteady!

It's so huge! It took some doing to get it into my house inside the box.
You say there are Turian and Asari and Salarian dolls?
I want my boy to have positive ideas of aliens as much as possible.

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Lt Commander Laelius You must be fluid, like water, one moment, a gentle burbling stream, the next, an unstoppable torrent
^
How old is your young one? You might want to nix the Asari doll...

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Vigilance Ever vigilant, for they are watching.
Lieutenant Laelius wrote:^
How old is your young one? You might want to nix the Asari doll...

I'm sure he'd love an asari doll. Quite literally.

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Taleeze Collector of Harborlights
Actually I don't think someone said there were similar dolls of other species?
Unless I got something wrong here that this edition was a specific elcor thing as per the OP.

Not hard to find asari or other species dolls though.
Besides, it's a toddler, you creeps.

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Lt Commander Laelius You must be fluid, like water, one moment, a gentle burbling stream, the next, an unstoppable torrent
I was just putting up some advice, why do I have to be a creep?

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Taleeze Collector of Harborlights
asari. love. doll.

getting a bit awkward in the context that the kid in question is a baby.
Sorry, I assume you just didn't know. It was more directed at Vigilance and his subtext.

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Lt Commander Laelius You must be fluid, like water, one moment, a gentle burbling stream, the next, an unstoppable torrent
This reminds me of something now...


[Mod Edit: Pedobear ASCII]


Not sure why, just came to mind...

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Vigilance Ever vigilant, for they are watching.
TaleezeBesides, it's a toddler, you creeps.

Nothing like getting a head start. hehehehe head start

What's with the large furry mammal?

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Lt Commander Laelius You must be fluid, like water, one moment, a gentle burbling stream, the next, an unstoppable torrent
It's a human joke about people that creep on little ones

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Vigilance Ever vigilant, for they are watching.
Lieutenant Laelius wrote:It's a human joke about people that creep on little ones
why
just why
would humans have a joke
about that

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hierarchy_​dad
Fuck if I know. What kind of people you hang out with if they tell you that sort of stuff Laelius?

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Posted on 2188-09-15 18:54:04

Lieutenant Laelius wrote:This reminds me of something now...

[ASCII Pedobear]

Not sure why, just came to mind...

Lieutenant Laelius,

From our rules and guidelines:
9. Don't litter your posts with references to the 21st century. Obviously it's going to come up with historical discussions, but it's unlikely that someone alive in 2186 (or whatever year we're up to now) would have listened to Rebecca Black's Friday. It's also unlikely that you would be surfing TVTropes or Wikipedia. Mold yourself to the period. You can come up with period-appropriate equivalents to TVTropes, Wikipedia, or modern viral videos, but avoid straight up 21st century namedrops. Keep in mind, these new creations must be original. Creating an action hero series (like the Infiltrator) is fine. Making an action series starring an elcor named Ar'Nold Schwarz N'ejjar is right out.

Please take a moment to imagine Pedobear surviviving the next century and a half, and what that says about Humanity as a whole. It is a disposable pop culture reference; 4chan references aside, that image is already considered "old meme."
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SlowAndSteady
VigilantVanguard wrote:This thing will be a cornerstone of Future SATAE Emperor's playroom, SlowAndSteady!

I want my boy to have positive ideas of aliens as much as possible.

Reflective: I've found myself something of a proponent for closer ties between my people and yours.

Bemused: Perhaps be pleased that it's merely a plush. Our racial psychologies are not always compatible. Although if anyone could make it work, I suppose it would be the Emperor.
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SlowAndSteady
Lieutenant Laelius wrote:Would you be able to aquire another?

Drily informative: You can acquire one through the usual channels, should you wish. I am not a supplier.

Embarrassment: I merely found myself in possession of several. Swiftly dismissive: They were no longer of use to me.

Reluctantly: Getting rid of something which is no longer useful can be a burden, though. Particularly if you've grown somewhat attached to them. Mournfully: I hope if you acquire one, Lieutenant, you know when to let it go.

Caustic: Try to understand that these are meant for children.
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Lt Commander Laelius You must be fluid, like water, one moment, a gentle burbling stream, the next, an unstoppable torrent
Wait, I wanted one for my daughter, why did YOU have so many of them?

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