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Overlord	I'm still alive. <3
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Sundowner77 Caught between heaven and hell On the long road home tonight	Liar, you're totally a zombie now. I can tell. <3 But I've a rendezvous with Death At midnight in some flaming town, When Spring trips north again this year, And I to my pledged word am true, I shall not fail that rendezvous. (Alan Seeger)
Veritas	Appropriate music. Veritas Imperius Proud [TRANSLATION ERROR: did you mean "Catamite"?] of the [REDACTED] Turian Hierarchy. IMPORTANT USER NOTE: This patient of the Invictan Institute for Mental Wellness has been granted limited Extranet access. Please inform a Wellness Officer by clicking here if this citizen displays symptoms of suicidal ideation or overt aggression.