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Post by DDS on 2187-10-23 00:33:17 Share Your Comment:
DDS IS NOW HIRING!
Have you ever been in showbiz but never had the time? Have a sketch you want to see in the Short Hour? Want to get your ad for Trevais Moxie Chow where it’ll really get some exposure? Then send YOUR show, sketch or advertisement to the Dwick Dwickcast Syndykyt Wryting Cryw! Should your material’s writing pass 187’s careful eye and Phobia’s meat cleavers, YOUR show can appear (FULLY CREDITED) on the OFFICIAL DDS CHANNEL!
Some Guidelines:
If interested, please contact DDS (Infrastruct on the old forums) for submission!
Have you ever been in showbiz but never had the time? Have a sketch you want to see in the Short Hour? Want to get your ad for Trevais Moxie Chow where it’ll really get some exposure? Then send YOUR show, sketch or advertisement to the Dwick Dwickcast Syndykyt Wryting Cryw! Should your material’s writing pass 187’s careful eye and Phobia’s meat cleavers, YOUR show can appear (FULLY CREDITED) on the OFFICIAL DDS CHANNEL!
Some Guidelines:
- All DDS programming must follow CDN site rules. That means: No material expressly using canon characters, no 20-21st-Century namedrops, no XXX Pastebin pr0n (you sick cretin, you). IMPERSONATIONS of FAMOUS canon characters are allowed (so long as they do not reflect noncanonized Shepard decisions).
- DDS submissions should also not be vehicles for character RP. It should be able to stand on its own merits, much like articles for the Presslink News Aggregator should.
- So long as they adhere to the above, DDS submissions may be of any genre, be it comedy, horror, drama, quiz show, etc. Our only requirement is that it be original and unique.
- All DDS programming is subject to the purview of Jorgal Dwick, Terrorbyte and the TLE Crew, and may be turned down at any time for any reason. Rejected DDS programming may be revised and resubmitted. Terrible DDS programming will be mocked and launched into the sun.
- Please note that DDS is NOT a CDN newsfeed. While it is maintained by several moderators, it is simply a fun side project that they are working on and should not be considered canon. This is a project to amuse ourselves, not to make the ME universe a better place.
If interested, please contact DDS (Infrastruct on the old forums) for submission!