The Official Private Messages Thread.

Private Message to asari_promiscuity Hey Daia!

How is Nos Astra doing?
Have you heard the news already? Ariake Tech has approached me via the Apricity, they want to license my tech and cloak mods for their entertainment line!!!!! Seems like they found out I used one of their omni-tools.

I will come to Illium for talks with Charisma and Eafina, since Apricity holds half the rights and I think I’ll be going right to the Citadel to their headquarters for the final negotiations after that! Isn’t that great news? I am so excited and I could never have done that stuff that big without your support!

Also there are kind of big things happening with Skylar.
See you in a couple of days, I have to tell you tons of things!
I heard from Sky that Ana is doing well. Goddess, that's so great:)

Hugs, T.

PS: Freh’ya sends her regards as well!

Private Message to Mr. Lear'Kaus vas Kolosya
Re: Completion of Order Dear Mr. vas Kolosya,

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Private Message to user:Mr_Sandman
I really should listen to you more.

I think I need a drink.

-Nat

Private Message to User: Nat
Well I did warn you.

...Although in retrospect that probably only encouraged you.

Regardless, yes I also find that listening to me is often a fine and productive course of action (although getting shitfaced does have its merits). Glad to see that the theory is finally getting the recognition it deserves.

-Nik

P.S. In all seriousness how are you doing?

Private Message to user:Mr_Sandman Just...ugh. My mum always said my curiosity would get the better of me. Aaaand I'm now to the point where I'm admitting my mother was right. I'm gonna fucking shoot the guy.

Honestly? I dunno. My unit is basically confined to base so I'm going a bit crazy here, you know? I've still got a Marine-kid, really, in hospital. You kinda get used to it, Marines getting hurt or killed, but I still don't like it, especially when it's done by humans.

In the good news? Shiori is sitting up and crawling around. Seriously, a couple of days ago, she managed to start crawling away, giggling. God help us when she starts walking.

How're you?'

-Nat

Email to Halley Lacaille Hey Halley

Was just thinking it's been a while since I've sent you holos of the girls. Enjoy. How've you been doing?

Nat

Private Message to Natalie King

Bintar has a crush on you.


Bintar has a crush on you.

I am absolutely horrified for you.

I'm here if you need to talk.

"Private Message to FourEyesForTheWin" You might be a slaver, but you're a nice person, so I think it's fair to warn you.
That Nat person? The one here on the forums?
Yeah, she wants to kill you.

"Message to Lear'Kaus vas Kolosya from (BLOCKED)"Mr.Kaus,
We have warned you before, but it appears we did not make ourselves clear.
We know of your... transaction.
We are well aware of your meeting with Vik'Sajee vas Kolosya.
And of course, we know about your recent purchase from Hydra Armaments.
If you thought we were blind, Lear, you are very, very wrong.
This is your last warning, Lear. Should you take further action against us, we shall be forced to remove you.
Once more, we wish to one day do peaceful business with you some day.
From,
Overseer Redem P. Sion

Private Message to user:VigilantVanguard There is a ridiculous picture supposedly of me on the extranet.

I'm going to kill him

Private Message to user:4Eyes4TheWinI'm going to kill you

Private Message to User: Nat Ah yes, the idea that our parents may be right is always a somewhat terrifying notion. I recommend some Half and Half ice cream and a daytime HV drama marathon, usually clears that existential crisis right up.

With regards to the bad news: you have both my sympathy and my distinct lack of envy. My best wishes are with you and your unit and I'm certain that you will all get through this in one piece. Yes even you 1stSgt.

If you don't mainline caffeine that is. I know it's tempting Nat; but don't do it.

Winners don't do drugs.

With regards to the extremely good news:

awwwwwwwwwwwww




Oh my God you two are in so much trouble when she figures out how to actually run (give my regards to Kaseka by the way, hope that she's holding up well).

As for myself? I'm doing alright I suppose, been away on Omega on business for the past several weeks and currently in transit (probably for another few weeks). On a somewhat related note it would appear that I've somehow become a Spacer without realizing it; it would just break my poor Earthborn family's hearts to see me now, living off a ship like some kind of would be nomad.

But I do believe that I'll cope. Somehow.

-Nik

P.S.

It might not beat your picture but I still think that there are worse things to see out your window in the morning.

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Private Message to Taleeze Hi!

We heard, Skylar told us earlier today. Congratulations! (And 'big things' with her, hmm? I wondered why she'd bought practically a whole new wardrobe's worth of lingerie, has she been sending you photo galleries to keep you sated while you're on Nevos? Or maybe she's going to surprise you... which means, I may have just blown the surprise... oops. But if I did, the extra anticipation will no doubt make up for it, that's what I'll tell myself. Anyway.)

Thanks, about Ana - she sends her love too, to both of you. She was pretty worn out in the immediate aftermath of the treatment, but that's to be expected. Even then, though, she was feeling good, just knowing that it was done, nothing alarming happened during the procedures, and everything she had to look forward to. The last couple of weeks she's been getting steadily more energetic, and... I'll leave the rest up to your imagination. ;)

See you soon, techno-vixen - I'll get us a table at Kaga's and we can get properly caught up.

- Daia

Private message to TellixHey Tellix, did you see the new calendar Hierarchy's Citadel garrison put out? You might see a familiar face as Mr. Jumimius there.

Private message to user HybridThank you very much for your warning Mr Kaus. I'm afraid it did little good, but the intention is very much appreciated, especially in that very trying time. Have an excellent day.

Private message to user NatI know nothing I'll say will make it better, I can only imagine how confusing and upsetting you got seeing this. This was in no way my intention, and even though I can't say the image didn't make its way to the broader extranet, you'll be happy to learn that the context is widely unknown. The extranet meme is "Blue Sun Perv and Red Furhead", nothing there that connects to you or I.
If there is any way for me to make it up to you please let me know.
Again, I'm endlessly sorry.

Private message from Taroth (Slaves4Us HQ, cubicle 5879-Z)Learn how to take a joke there Bintar. Are you sure you want to go ahead with this complaint to HR? I kept a copy of your drawing, surely you don't want everyone to know YOU'RE the Blue Sun perv right?

PM to FourEyesFourTheWinI'm still going to try and help you, seeing that I owe your friends for that rather sensitive information.
And now, some very healthy advice that should get you out of this mess:
Run.
And as much as I want to help you, that does not mean run to my place.
I value my life and would like to keep it.
May the Ancestors have mercy on you by soothing Sergeant King's fury.
Keelah Se'lai

Private message to TellixHey Tellix, did you see the new calendar Hierarchy's Citadel garrison put out? You might see a familiar face as Mr. Jumimius there.

Private message to Juju Juju!

Someone has been working out... wait until I show Takky when he gets back from his trip to Liptop, you know I'm pretty sure I know more than one guy from that calendar... yup definitely did Marinus. A real firecraker in... WAIT! he's a single dad too, so you might want to talk to him about that, and for a screw... Just rub behind his mandibles and he'll be putty in your hands... well not everything will be putty...

Sorry have to run my ride is here, not that kind of ride... not yet anyway, oh she has some nice hips... defintly hoping to see if she wants a ride back... mmhmmm eh sorry running!



<3 <3 Tellix <3 <3

Private Message to stardust Wow. Didn't realize you were CDN. Small galaxy, huh? Anyway, just got fixed up. They gave me a whole new leg. You up for that drink? I feel I owe you one, for the help.

Private Message to user:Mr_Sandman If by clear it up you mean replacing my existential angst with the desire to shoot myself, sure. You know when I was injured they kept playing 'The Clan'? It was horrible. The ice cream is a decent idea, if I can hide it from Hope.

Thanks. I'm sure we will-it's just rough on everyone in the company. i think I should get a pay raise since I'm working two jobs.

That's a joke. Sort of.

And don't worry, I'm sticking to coffee and vodka.

Shiori is just growing so quickly, I'm not sure what to do. Guess that whole thing about parents never wanting their children to grow up is true, thought at least she'll be a little kid for longer than a human kid. She won't be a teenager until I've got plenty of embarrassing stories about her to tell everyone.

I've always quite enjoyed living in space, myself. Not for everyone, but it can be beautiful as that picture shows. I'm glad to hear you're doing alright, Nik.

-Nat

Private Message to user:4Eyes4TheWin If anyone connects it to me (do you have any idea what that would do to my career?) you're a dead man. You're also a dead man if my wife finds out, though that won't be me doing the killing then.

Private Message to Tobiko Oh, hey!
That’s great to hear, and so fast! Well, salarians.
Do you have any info on that other guy?
We are still sitting here, a couple more people from CDN have also found their way to this place, so catch a cab and drop by. It’s called “Tequila Se’lai”, not far from the hospital.

Private Message to stardust Excellent. I'm waiting at the cab terminal now. And to answer your question, no, I have no idea what's going on with him. Although I overheard one of the techs saying no permament damge was done. Oh, here's the cab. See you in a few.

PM to CapiceHi Kayana, how's it going?

Is that old Blasto Poster still around?
I am going to be on the Citadel some time the next few weeks, and as promised here's me dropping a line.
So would you have time for a beverage of your liking or showing me where put that picture up?
greetings, Tal

Private message to user: Celestial Palette Shit. Halley, why didn't you tell me?
Is there anything I can do? I can call Alliance Veterans' Aid or something if you want.